What If I Stop Being a Simp, and the Scheming Campus Beauty Falls for Me?

After waking up from a car accident, my head felt foggy. As a result, I spent three years as an over-the-top simp, becoming the laughingstock of the entire school.

After my 101st confession was rejected, another car accident finally snapped me out of it.

And this time, when I opened my eyes, I was going to conquer every goddess.

The Dragon King drops to his knees and begs to be my disciple, the God of War declares me unbeatable, the Western bishop worships me as God, and the Japanese emperor calls me Dad on the spot!