"Erlang, be good. It's time to take your medicine." A beautiful woman held out a bowl of herbal medicine, her fragrant warmth lingering as she spoke.
"Sister-in-law, I'm not sick! Can you stop treating me like an idiot?" The fool fought to prove he was perfectly sane!
Han Zhuo was an upright gentleman (a crooked scoundrel), loved by all (loathed by people and dogs alike), and impeccably polite (prone to flying into a rage): a true paragon of virtue (a sly old fox)!
He transmigrated to the Xuanyuan Kingdom just after his elder brother died, only to find his widowed sister-in-law being bullied!
Damn it!
Luckily, he was born with divine strength! He takes on crooked merchants and brilliant scholars, and makes a point of kicking the powerful clans where it hurts. All the while, he escorts his sister-in-law to the throne, where she becomes the Empress, with peach blossoms blooming along the banks!
Crooked merchant: "You fool, give me back my champion courtesan!"
Brilliant scholar: "You brat! Every talented woman in the land has fallen into your clutches. How despicable!"
Powerful clan: "Han Zhuo, you fool of a prince! Give me back my fields! My land! The eight thousand li of Yongzhou!"
Empress: "Erlang, the realm is peaceful and the people are prosperous. The harem is rather empty, and I have a small favor to ask of you..."
Can you have a little bit of your own personality? Return to Water Margin? Borrow the Three Kingdoms longer.