I’m the Number One Master of Mysticism, So What If I Have a Few Secret Identities?

Jiang Yan was the number-one lunatic of the Profound Realm. After transmigrating into the body of a married woman, she became even crazier. Her domineering second uncle: “Jiang Yan, you can't keep the baby in your belly!” Jiang Yan scoffed: “Then why don't you be my son?” Her tyrannical grandfather: “Just leave the Xi family, and name your price!” Jiang Yan grabbed a suitcase full of fake underworld money and tossed it at the old man. With a sweet smile, she asked, “Grandpa, how much would it take to put you in the ground?” Outsiders thought Jiang Yan was completely unhinged, and their spit nearly drowned her. Jiang Yan went straight to Weibo: Whoever talks about me can eat shit! The haters thought she'd only said it in desperation. But when they all ended up eating shit in bizarre ways, they flooded the livestream of a metaphysics master. Haters: Master, save us! The master drawled, “Let's hear you call me Daddy first.” Desperate to save their own skins, the livestream filled with cries of “Daddy.” Just then, a bare-chested man barged into the frame, impatiently calling out: “Yanyan, I've been waiting for you in bed for ages.” The farce only ended when he whisked the master away. Hater One: Wait, isn't that the Qingcheng ancient jade belonging to Mr. Xi in that man's hand? Hater Two: I get it! The master is the other woman! Then the master's livestream broadcast a wedding. A medical big shot bowed to present a wedding gift! A tourism tycoon drove the wedding car himself! An antiques master offered a world-renowned treasure as a dowry! An entertainment-industry top-tier star sang his heart out! What the heck! How many secret identities does this master have? As the whole country erupted in astonishment, the bride's breathtaking face appeared on screen. What? The metaphysics master adored by people in every profession was that lunatic Jiang Yan?!