System: After Time Travel, I Worked as a Magician in Daqin

Tell a joke. History teacher Huo Su traveled to Daqin. Weared with a self-proclaimed fortune-telling system. Then this broken system has no fortune-telling function except for punching in and signing in. So, may I ask? You want me, a history teacher, to be considered a fool? But who would have thought that a design drawing of Quyuanli would make Huo Su, a fortune-telling stall, famous in one fell swoop. Qin Shihuang: Sir, do you think that the great Qin's national destiny may last for thousands of years? Huo Su: No, the First Emperor was killed by the liar Xu Fu a year later, and the Second Emperor of Qin died. Qin Shihuang:... Huo Su: Brother, do you think that if I donate high-yielding grains, the First Emperor will send troops to conquer a small Japanese island? Huo Su: Brother, if I present you with a map of the world, can your majesty conquer the world? The descendants of future generations will cry bitterly. Huo Su: Brother, you said I would contribute... Qin Shihuang: Brother Huo! No more pretending, my brother is Qin Shihuang! Qin Shihuang: Huo Di, Wang Jian and other young girls in Aiqing's family have admired Huo Di for a long time... Huo Su: Brother, I can't do it! Qin Shihuang: Brother Huo! Don't hide your illness and avoid medical treatment! Huo Su: Brother, there is no possibility that Huo Su's Su is the Su who holds the cup in his hand and blushes when drinking wine. Isn't it the Su who is independent in the world, horizontal but not flowing? Qin Shihuang:...