The Real Heiress Wants Nothing but Gossip, and Anyone Who Crosses Her Gets Wrecked!

【Gossip + Mind Reading + Everyone's Darling + Wealthy Families + Goofy Comedy + Entertainment Variety Show Face-Slapping】 Shi Yu transmigrates into a book and becomes the biological daughter who was swapped at birth, a sacrificial character destined for a tragic end in a ridiculous, plot-hole-ridden novel. In just the first thirty thousand words, she's attacked across the internet by her fake sister's fans, kicked out by her wealthy biological parents, then kidnapped and photographed by abductors who use the pictures to blackmail her. In the end, utterly heartbroken, she jumps from the sixty-eighth floor. It doesn't get much more tragic than that. Luckily, a gossip System has transmigrated with Shi Yu. The more gossip she digs up, the more money she earns. Shi Yu immediately decides that no one is going to stop her from digging up gossip! Anyone who tries will get run over! First, she'll join a variety show. It's a great way to make money, and there's plenty of gossip! 【Shocking! The Best Actor Got Pinched on the Butt by a Crayfish!】 Everyone: The Best Actor has it so rough! 【Tsk, tsk. My handsome older cousin is such a shame. He's about to have his kidney harvested!】 Older cousin: He nearly spat out his tea. 【Damn! My gorgeous second cousin is so handsome and beautiful, but his ending is just awful. His partner cheats on him, steals all his money, and eventually locks him up.】 Second cousin's eyes instantly redden: No! That can't be true! 【My beautiful older cousin is so unlucky. Her husband's had so many illegitimate children with other women that no one can even count them, and she has no idea. Before long, she'll die of slow poisoning!】 Older cousin immediately turns back: Let's get divorced, you scumbag! 【Grandpa's found love in his twilight years, but the other person's face is all plastic surgery, and even their butt is fake! They're practically made of silicone!】 Grandpa: I didn't! It wasn't me! Let me explain!