Words Become Law: The Goofy Heiress Turns the Plot on Its Head

【Beloved by the Whole Family + Absurd Comedy + Wild Imagination + Unhinged】 Overworked office drone Jiang Song drops dead. The good news: she transmigrates into a book. The bad news: she becomes the vicious villainess, destined to be doxxed, disfigured, and sold on the black market. Just then, a System appears. Bind with it and recite an incantation to change the plot and rewrite your fate! Jiang Song scoffs. The next second, she chants: “Gulalala, Dark God, Bibubabu, transform!” Her five older brothers are doomed to die horribly? No way! Jiang Song kicks the script aside. Whatever she says comes true. She becomes a metaphysics guru in the eyes of netizens, who flock to her seeking knowledge, children, and wealth. Jiang Song: “I’m not superstitious. I’m a good socialist citizen.” On variety shows, while everyone else is stranded on a deserted island begging for food, she lies flat, snacks on gossip, and flirts. A popular young actor makes a snide remark: “Hard work leads to prosperity. Striving is the true theme.” Jiang Song: “Then you can work hard enough to do two people’s jobs, you servant.” A top-tier fake-sweet star says, “We’re all friends. Let’s be generous and share our food.” Jiang Song: “Then be generous. You won’t starve to death. And if famine strikes, you can make everyone else come save you.” A delicate little white flower says, “She didn’t mean to. Can’t everyone be a little more understanding?” Jiang Song: “A mop soaked in urine? Your life and death look uncertain to me. Who dares call out again?” In this life, Jiang Song decides she won’t be a stepping-stone for the romance between the male and female leads. She casually picks up a frail, aristocratic young gentleman by the roadside instead. Who would have thought... Jiang Song: “What?! He’s the great villain?” System: 【Host, let me explain.】 Jiang Song sneaks a glance at the man beside her, with a sculpted six-pack and a perfect V-line, and sees blood trickling from his nose. A great villain? Even better. Great villains are delicate and easy to push down.