“Young master, once we get to Yunshan Sect, don’t say anything reckless. Just watch me and follow my lead.”
“Uncle Ma, with my trash Five Elements mixed spirit root, would they even take me?”
“The sect leader is friends with your dad. Ahem, and if he really won’t accept you, we’ll just bury him in money. At worst, we’ll donate another solid-gold gate. Your dad has more money than he can spend anyway.”
“Huh? That works?” Li Ze’s mouth fell open in astonishment.
“Why wouldn’t it? I refuse to believe there’s anything money can’t solve these days.” Uncle Ma glared, utterly confident.
“Keep acting tough and see if I sic a ghost on you.” Li Ze shook his head with a smug, punchable look.
“Ah! Li Ze, you’re despicable! My first time was with a female ghost? How am I supposed to live with this now? Waaaaah...” Yu Wentao burst into tears.
“This is bad! Spiritual qi is reviving in the Dragon Kingdom, and its luck is soaring. The seven great spiritual veins are showing signs of forming a Seven Dragons Playing with a Pearl formation. Our Wa country could sink and collapse at any moment!”
“Baka! Then hurry up and gather the evil cultivators and the Feng Shui masters of the Kiku School to sabotage it!”
“Yes!”