Journey to the West: I'm the Black Bear Spirit, and I Won't Steal the Monk's Robe

Whether the Three Realms fall into chaos is up to me, Black Bear. Watch me parry, dodge, block, and strike! Great Power of the Heavenly Dragon! Prajna, bam, hum! Indestructible Vajra! Move mountains and fill seas! Where are you running, demon? Behold my magic treasure! Kill, kill, kill!

Sun Wukong: "Big Brother, you're the boss!"

Nezha: "Who are we going to beat up?"

Tang Sanzang: "This poor monk wants to become a demon monk!"

The Howling Celestial Dog: "I'm Big Brother's lackey!"

All the immortals and Buddhas of the Three Realms: "You lot, don't you dare come over here!"