I traveled through time and became Zhu Yunwen, Emperor Jianwen of the Ming Dynasty, and I was bound to the live broadcast system.
From now on, I will rely on the big brother to take care of me for the rest of my life!
[Ding dong! The popular Cao Aman is online]
"Xiao Zhu, is the trick I taught you last time okay?"
"If not, you can borrow a few more ministers' heads!"
Me: I thank your ancestors for eight generations. The second widow next door has been waiting for you for a long time. Let's go.
[Ding dong! Handsome guy Liu Ji is online]
"Xiao Zhu Zhu, how was the Hongmen Banquet held last time?"
"Have you killed your biological uncle? If you don't want to kill him, I have another trick!"
Me: Thank you uncle, my uncle gained two pounds from eating! Can you be reliable for once?
[Ding dong! Peony Queen is online]
"Xiao Zhu, is the secret Sister Wu told you last time useful?"
"Is your queen feeling very good now?"
Me: Sister Zetian, I thank you and your whole family. Don't make bad ideas in the future! My waist can't bear it...
[Ding dong! Qiangu Li Er is online]
"Xiao Zhu, are you online? Has the golden disaster you mentioned last time been resolved?"
"If it doesn't work out, I have another trick. You can marry your sister!"
Me: Marry your sister, how dare you call yourself an eternity? In addition to getting married, you also dare to do something
Any serious ideas?
[Ding dong! A bowl is online at the beginning]
"My great grandson, grandpa wants you to death!"
"Has your fourth uncle calmed down?"
"If he doesn't stop, grandpa will have a dream at night, and the dream will kill his turtle grandson!"
Me: My dear, you don't want me to die, but you want me to die, right? Take Uncle Fourth away quickly!
Wow hahaha, it's so fun! I'm sure I'll laugh out loud after watching this