Obtain Taoist Inheritance and Kill Evil Spirits

I don't know what is written and I can't understand it.

Exchange visits! ! ! The sword has been passed down through the ages with the industry, and the sword can split the world in troubled times. The spear moves vertically and horizontally like a dot of ink, and the stick sweeps down the demons in all directions. The steel whip that subdues demons shakes the five mountains, and the halberd is opened in two months and thousands of enemies are attacked. The ax sweeps the world like a whirlwind, and the hook cuts off all impermanent karma and eliminates it. The ax shook the eight directions and leveled the nine continents, hammering the sky and thundering on the earth. From then on, no one was lucky enough in the world. The warrior of all ages came to visit me with his works "Four Universes in the Sky", "Xia Feng Zhan Ying", "The Chaos of the Universe", and "The Online Game Scam of the Chaos of the Universe". My writing skills are a bit weak, and there are still many shortcomings. I hope that all the masters will come to guide, visit and help each other, and give you advice. I am very grateful...

What are you writing about? It's totally wrong.