I’m no Tang Monk’s flesh. Eating me won’t make you immortal.
Ever since the consciousness of Earth possessed me, my cells have been able to replicate anything that exists in the world. Of course, I’d love to copy ten thousand beauties, but that’s impossible. The one thing I can’t replicate is a human being!
So the first thing I did was make money like crazy. A casual wave of my hand and a million appears!
But then Japan was hit by another tsunami, and the United States by another tornado. That’s what happens when I replicate things…
It’s my final year of college, bro. Whatever you have, I have. And whatever you don’t have… heh, I’ve got that too!