I Sent the Wrong Love Letter, and the Empress Hunted Me for 300 Years!

The passage between the Immortal and Demon Continents has opened, ushering in an era of cultivation for all. Anyone with a spiritual root can cultivate, roam the world, and live forever. Xu Xiu was lucky enough to join the ranks of cultivators. Unfortunately, his spiritual roots were so poor that no sect was willing to take him in. Just then, his 【Emotional Response System】 activated. As long as he could provoke an emotional response from a System target, he would earn a reward. “The Demon Path's Saintess? The Demon Empress? The Immortal Emperor?” Xu Xiu stared at the targets listed by the System, dumbfounded. It wanted a lowly cultivator like him to mess with these big shots? In the end, he wrote a cheesy love letter and sent it to the Demon Empress, deciding to risk everything. 【The Demon Empress has become intensely furious with the Host. Reward: …】 Seeing the generous reward appear before him, Xu Xiu embarked on a path of smearing powerful figures throughout the heavens. “Let me tell you a secret. The Empress is already expecting her third child!” “You didn't know? The Empress's childhood nickname was Little Jiao Jiao...” Until one day, the Empress came looking for Xu Xiu, her face filled with rage... “Big Sis, I heard that letter really was sent to the wrong person...”