I Became a God in Another World

"God, it's not good. Honghong seems to have run out of energy." "You guys, day by day, can you calm down a little? Have you tried her snorting?" "That's not true. I saw something wrong with her face from a distance. She seemed to be poisoned!" "What a mess, it's out of gas, it's poisoned, it's gas poisoning!" "God, what should I do if I'm out of breath and get poisoned?" "Put her in the snow to get some air, and if that doesn't work, give her artificial respiration." "My lord, this slave doesn't know how to perform artificial respiration!" "Blow her, blow her like a trumpet." Traveling back in time to the ancient Blue Star Dynasty, the deserter Lu Lu relied on his wit and humor to avoid death and was named a life-capturing general. To capture raw generals and capture prisoners in the enemy camp is too humiliating. I want to be made a god. I will do what the emperor cannot do, and I will destroy the country which Da Sheng cannot destroy. But, so what if I become a god? These people around me are causing trouble for me. Alas, I have a headache... (Time Travel, Ten Emotions, Ten Funny Ten)