Dajin Wenkui: I Just Want to Eat Steamed Buns

"You are talented and well-spoken. Why don't you get a degree?" "Is it really a good life to live as a farmer in the morning and as an emperor in the evening?" "Isn't it good enough to be awake holding a murderous sword and lying drunk on a beautiful woman's lap?" "Actually, I'm very happy when I have steamed buns to eat." "Aren't you greedy for the taste of the wild beasts in the mountains, the swallows in the clouds?" "Why should I be greedy for something I can't eat?" "Then what if someone doesn't let you eat steamed buns?" "Whoever doesn't let me eat steamed buns, I will let steamed buns eat. One day, I will let everyone eat steamed buns, and let steamed buns eat up those who prevent us from eating steamed buns!"