Leading Heaven into the End of the World

When the end of the world came, I actually obtained the Heavenly System. There are zombies, and I have black and white impermanence. "Zombies behind you, please line up, take the form, and go to the Hall of Hell to arrange reincarnation!" There are giant beasts, and I have the demon king Sun Wukong. "I'm sorry, I used too much force, but the golden cudgel was crushed into a pulp. I can only eat pissed cow balls tonight!" There are beauties, and I summoned Yue Lao, "The red thread has been replaced with steel bars for you, just wave as hard as you can." There are evil gods, and I have Taishang Laojun, "Throw this evil spirit into my stove, add some firewood, close the lid, and the Nine Turns Golden Elixir is here!" From then on, everything in the world praises my name and praises my way, because I am...