I Really Am a Killer

“You're freaking telling me you're an assassin?” The villain looks as if his dignity and intelligence have both been trampled. Across from him, Chen Xiaodao hefts the Reverse Scale Blade, nearly forty meters long and gleaming all over with golden light, and says despondently, “What can I say? It's true.” Behind him, a lifelike divine dragon nods in agreement. “Look, handsome, we really are in the assassination business...”