I Am a Saint in Journey to the West

In those years, Emperor Taiyi of the East was still a licking dog, Queen Mother of the West was still a little girl, and that man appeared in front of her: Yaochi-chan, do you want to eat a lollipop? In those years, Fuxi was excited about solving junior high school geometry, and the man had already taken his sister's hand and went out to fly a kite: Little Nuwa, don't hang the second prince of the Dragon Palace on the kite, if you want, hang the eldest prince. In those years, my father-in-law was still proud of having a daughter who was unknown to the world but was famous all over the world, but he didn't know that his precious daughter Daji in the backyard was imitating that man's kicking. In those years, a certain monkey popped out of a rock and was imprisoned for damaging the environment. In those years, the good boy Nezha, after being lost for a week, came back, his temperament changed drastically, and he was angry with the sky and the earth with Dragon Palace. In those years, Chang'e was still a tomboy playing in the mud; in those years, the Pig Monkey King was still a meat niche; in those years, Sha Wujing was still an elite real estate salesman; in those years, Tang Monk ate a piece of meat, gave up on himself and ran away to reincarnate for nine lives; in those years... Thunder God and Lightning Mother: This saint is too outrageous. When he comes, the demons will become vegetarians and the demons will practice Taoism. We will lose our jobs. Who will we attack if there are no evil demons and heretics in the future? Tian Xiaodao: I just want to be a teacher.