The Heavenly Book’s Strange Tales

“Steam it in clear water, tender and plump, soft enough to swallow whole; fry it in hot oil, crisp and bursting with flavor, gobble it down in one bite; if it tastes bland, pickle it, soak it three times and dry it three times, then serve it with vegetable soup…” “Mo Li! These lyrics are so weird! There’s something wrong with your values!” Wu Jie, who was determined to turn over a new leaf and become a better person, shouted, “This book is a righteous cultivation novel, not a dark fantasy!”