I Just Want to Get the Pity Pull

Gao Jin transmigrated to another world and awakened an awkward talent that made his damage depend on how good-looking he was.

Then the Pity System appeared and changed everything.

“Ding!”

“Attack count reached the required threshold. Pity mechanism activated: deal 100% bonus damage.”

“Ding!”

“Bowel movement count reached the required threshold. Pity mechanism activated: this bowel movement grants a marrow-cleansing effect.”

“Ding!”

“Comprehension count reached the required threshold. Pity mechanism activated: successfully comprehend this skill.”

“Ding!”

“Those who never stop thinking of something will eventually get a response. Pity mechanism activated: successfully attract Senior Sister's attention.”

The Pity System guarantees everything. Anything can trigger pity!