FBI: You're Playing a Criminal, So Play One, Got It?

Learn scams in no time, master the art of cracking vaults, and escape by road with zero experience… Tune in to The Great Escape for one handy trick to get out of trouble every day!

“Welcome to America’s most popular variety show! The Great Escape!”

“Here, you’ll see the most advanced pursuit tactics! You’ll see the most elite hunters in action!”

“You’ll learn that no criminal can escape a net this tight!”

“…”

“Oh, wait a second… The director just sent over a new line…”

“What did you say!?”

“Li Lin blew up an entire street to get away!?”

Off camera, the director’s furious cursing rang out:

“Damn it! Cut the audio! We’re still live! Motherfu… beep!”