The God Is My Ex-Boyfriend

A dark horse team has burst onto the esports scene, dominating every arena they enter. In less than half a year, they’ve risen to become a top-tier team and the strongest contenders for this year’s national championship. During an interview, the host asked Jiang Sui, “God Jiang, your team has been named the strongest contender for this year’s championship. As captain, what do you have to say?” Jiang Sui: “Nothing in particular.” The host continued, “There’s something I’ve always wondered about. WTW means ‘want to win.’ Does SY stand for anything?” Jiang Sui: “We just picked it at random.” Only later did the host learn that Jiang Sui meant something quite different by “at random.” - Sheng Yi is a top-tier female streamer on Huya, beautiful with a sweet voice and five million followers. Her ex-boyfriends keep showing up, begging to get back together. After being cornered more than ten times, Sheng Yi finally snaps. “What do you want, ex-boyfriend?” “I want you back.” “Get lost. You don’t go back to old grass when you’re a fine horse.” A month later, Sheng Yi kisses one of her exes, who has ten million female fans, and says, “Well, that hits the spot.” - An official announcement on Weibo, in a little skit. Jiang Sui: “The championship is mine, and so are you.” Sheng Yi: “I belong to the champion.” - Love rises with the wind, and the wind knows where love goes!