Give the Cultivation World a Taste of Hilarious Antics

Interviewer: “Immortal Zhou Li, may I ask why you mastered the righteous arts, established the Twelve Righteous Paths, gathered the Twelve Talismans, and settled disputes from ancient times to the present?”

“To put on a show.”

Interviewer: “Uh, I mean, when you restored order to the Ming court, planted seven immortal gourds using the art of all spirits as your foundation, and nurtured a spring of spiritual energy, was it for the glory of humanity, or...?”

“To put on a big show.”

Interviewer: “No, Immortal Zhou Li, I think you’ve done so much for humanity, the immortal realm, and the Ming Dynasty. Surely your purpose and motivation must be more noble, like...?”

“Are you going to keep going? I already said I just wanted to put on a few shows to entertain everyone in the Ming Dynasty and the cultivation world, where spiritual entertainment is in short supply. Come on, Xiao Ke, put on a show for everyone.”

The white-robed immortal pointed, and the ancient god beside him, chaotic and savage, waved its indescribably bizarre tentacles. Then it lunged forward, did a backflip, and landed with a flourish, all while muttering like an Old One.

[Damn, go, ignore it!]

“No show? Who cultivates immortality without a show?”