The Otherworldly Train

“I’m just an ordinary, hard-working train conductor.

Recent incidents:

An aging general was filmed in a compromising video, a left-behind elderly woman was put on humiliating display in the open, a hardworking fruit farmer was coerced, a band’s lead performer was tricked into a compound, a disabled senior was framed, an orthodox sect was illegally evicted by force, a thousand-year-old temple was extorted at its own doorstep, and an elderly man was beaten by a crowd. None of these heinous incidents have anything to do with me.

Who are you? What are you filming? Who sent you? Someone! Tie him to the tracks. In a moment, I’ll give him a train-related riddle. He can leave only if he answers correctly.

Let me say this again: I’m just an ordinary, hard-working train conductor.”