The Crown Princess Has Bound Herself to the Underworld App

[Disguised as a man] [One-on-one romance, doting, no angst]

Young Master Xiao Qi, who has been bound to an app from the underworld since childhood, has returned to the capital!

On her first day home, she draws a huge talisman on the guardian stone lion with chicken blood and refuses to let anyone wipe it off.

A few days later, she runs to a mass grave, digs up a fresh corpse, drags it to the courthouse, and beats the grievance drum, insisting the poor soul had a tragic death.

"This time it's even worse! Young Master Xiao Qi was performing an exorcism in the courtyard, babbling nonsense and scaring a little maid to death. What a calamity!"

"..."

She's an absurd, obnoxious little rascal, hated by everyone, even the dogs.

The Xiao family has one, two, five, six older brothers, and they all agree: This kid definitely isn't ours!

She's also a master of the mystic arts, with eyes as sharp as lightning.

Fortune-telling, reading auras, feng shui, divination of yin and yang, life and death: all of it costs extra!

She's a ridiculous, dissolute idler, yet her every word comes true and she brings people good fortune.

She only wants to work hard and earn merit to exchange for more years of life on the app, but she never expected to accumulate so much virtue that she accidentally became the Crown Princess!

"My younger brother gets possessed every day. I've read every ancient text, and I still don't know how to cure him..."

"I'm afraid I'll never have an heir. I can't take the throne..." The Crown Prince ponders.