I Can’t Act, but I Really Was an Emperor

“Investigate him!” “That junkie really doesn't look like he's acting!” “He's playing himself, plain and simple! He must have personal experience with this! Boycott him!” The premiere of Su Ni's new movie hadn't even ended, and the police hotline was already getting swamped with calls. Of course, some fans kept their heads and scoffed at all the fuss. “Look at you, acting like you've never seen the world! How many classic roles has Heavenly King Su played? A cop, a doctor, a beggar... Every time, you lot make a big scene over nothing.” “Why don't you claim Heavenly King Su actually used to be an emperor?” “And you called the police? Seriously, is good acting a crime?” Yes! Thanks for supporting me, all you Su Tang fans! Don't ask. The answer is simply that my acting is great! Su Ni stretched and silently wondered which instance he should wander around in today. The Great Qian Dynasty? Nah, forget it! The harem's fiercer than a tiger, and my poor body... I'll stick with the Age of Exploration. Ruling the seas and making my name across the world, with a focus on steamrolling everyone. Huh? Who are you calling an eunuch? How rude. That's a horrible thing to say! I'm playing... Sanbao... er, an eunuch.