I Heard I'm a Tomb Raider

This book averages 7,500 paid subscribers, with a peak of 20,000. It’s ready to read... A solemn declaration: This story takes place in a parallel universe. Every detail is made up by the author. Any resemblance to real events is... well, there won’t be any resemblance. Police officer: Come on, take a good look. Does this photo look familiar? Protagonist: Th-this is a spider? Sorry, I know nothing about biology, so I really can’t tell what species it is. Police officer: If you can’t tell, why are you stammering? Mei Qian, you heinous tomb robber! Aren’t you going to confess your crimes? Mei Qian never dreamed that the tomb-robbing novels he’d written by copying and creating original works would be implicated in an ancient tomb in a parallel universe. The worst part is that he’s been transported there bodily. There’s no way he can explain where he was a few years ago. How is he supposed to get out of this dead end?