Apocalypse: The Pet Army System

The apocalypse arrived, and Wu Chong unexpectedly obtained a future pet army System. But why was his first pet a goofy husky that could make you laugh yourself to death? “Whatever. My goal is to fuse a divine dragon!” Wu Chong thought. System prompt: “Please note, Host: animals aren't the only ones who can become pets. Plants can, too!” With the pet army System, Wu Chong roams the stars and seas! Only at the very end did Wu Chong realize it wasn't that he had survived the apocalypse. It was that whatever world he went to was destined to end in apocalypse!