Do Not Disturb the Investiture of the Gods

Liu Changsheng arrives in an immortal cultivation world of gods and heroes, inheriting the iron rice bowl of his ancestors: guarding the gate.

He takes full advantage of his position to make a fortune, flirts with his senior and junior sisters in his spare time, and occasionally cadges a meal.

He doesn't even have to worry about cultivation, since the Investiture of the Gods lets him cultivate on autopilot.

He says, "I'm lying flat. I wouldn't trade this life for even the position of sect master."

Until one day, evil fiends from beyond the realms attack, shattering the firmament and storming the mountain gate in their bid to enslave all living beings in this world.

On that day, Liu Changsheng soars into the sky. One step takes him into the Immortal Realm, three steps make him a Celestial Immortal, and five steps prove him a Great Unity Golden Immortal...

With a cry of, "List, come forth!" he confers titles upon every immortal and god in the sect!