Need a Fortune Told? The God of War's Wife Is Scarily Accurate

The little young immortal from Xuzhong Temple is going down the mountain to marry. Her husband is Ming Xuanye, the dynasty's greatest war god.

Ning Xianxian: Yay!

Master won't have to worry about me going hungry anymore.

They say the general is eight feet tall, burly, ugly, vicious by nature, and even likes to eat people...

Waaah!

Is it too late to call off the wedding?

On their wedding night, the general saw a face wearing a black eyepatch over one eye.

"Sorry! I can see ghosts with my left eye. I was afraid I'd scare you, General!"

The general: ...?

Wouldn't you look more like a ghost without it?

After they married, she looked at the bowl of thin, watery porridge in front of her.

Furious! He won't even let her eat meat. That's too much!

She stormed off to confront the general, only to see an equally huge bowl of thin, watery porridge in front of him...

Some people marry into a life of luxury, with more than twenty maids waiting on them whenever they go out.

Others may be married to a general, but still have to tell fortunes, read the stars, cast divinations, and inspect feng shui, carrying on as a charlatan!