I Returned from Cultivation, and My Whole Family Are Villainous Cannon Fodder?

[Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Strong Female Lead] [Metaphysics] [All Kinds of Adorable Pets] [Hilarious] [Everyone's Favorite] [Face-Slapping]

Li Ruozheng had the perfect script for a beloved heroine, but a car accident left her in a vegetative state.

No one knew she had transmigrated, cultivated as an immortal, and then transmigrated back.

Wait! Her family has gone bankrupt?

Her second brother mistook someone else for his unattainable dream girl because of a bracelet and became her pathetic simp?

Her third brother was bullied at school and ended up lame?

Her fourth sister is actually the real heiress, accidentally switched at birth?

And Li Ruozheng's own life has become a stepping stone for someone else, who climbed to success by trampling on her.

So their whole family are villainous cannon fodder? A bunch of people are just waiting to laugh at them.

Li Ruozheng: ... Heh. No joke here, but I can give you a little shock.

Face-reading, fortune-telling, exorcising evil spirits, capturing demons, drawing talismans, refining pills...

As she reveals her abilities one by one, big names from every field come knocking, hoping she'll read their fortunes or grant them a pill.

Even the grandmasters of the mystic arts have to call her their senior!

The people who once abandoned her regret it bitterly and kneel to beg her forgiveness.

Before Li Ruozheng can even speak, a crowd of big shots drives them away.

There's a queue, even for begging!

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Not long after, the ruins of a sect appear. Li Ruozheng takes one look and realizes the plaque clearly belongs to her sect!

Could this be a cultivation world several hundred years in the future?

Could her master, her disciples, and that guy be here too?