The Scheming Cutie and Her Goofy Mother

[An audiobook adaptation under the same title is now available on major audiobook platforms. Search the book title on any of them to listen!] “Father, is Mother pretty?” “Very.” “When is she prettiest?” “When she's beneath me.” “Mother, how did I get here?” “You came as a free gift with some tofu.” “Was the tofu tasty? It came with a baby too!” “Sorry, it was your mother's tofu that got eaten. How else would you have been born?” “Oh…” Qi Yan looked at her calmly and said with utter seriousness, “Xiaoman, take off your clothes.” “Why should I take them off?” “To treat my wounds.” “What kind of wound needs my clothes off?” “The internal injury you gave me by holding it in.” “…”