It’s Obviously a Birthmark, but the System Insists It’s a Supreme Bone

After transmigrating into a modern high-martial world, Jiang Chen was the star student of No. 3 High School. But a mysterious illness caused his vital energy and blood to plummet, costing him his eligibility for the college entrance exam. His teachers sighed, his classmates mocked him, and then a local bully showed up to collect a debt, humiliating his parents by trampling them underfoot! At the critical moment, his golden finger finally arrived. But was this System blind or something? 【Ding! Detected Host listening to the nursery rhyme “Counting Ducks.”】 【This is the sacred sound of the Great Dao! You have obtained the supreme art, “Divine Elephant Suppressing Prison Force”!】 【Effects: Awaken a colossal elephant particle after one listen; roar stars down after a hundred listens; suppress hell after a thousand!】 Jiang Chen was stunned. He could become a supreme god just by listening to nursery rhymes? And that wasn’t all. The System’s farsightedness kept getting worse: The expired 【F-grade Vitality Pill】 at home was judged to be an 【S-grade divine medicine, “Azure Lotus Flameblood Pill”! Consume it to be reborn anew!】 The 【special alloy door】 at the martial arts gym, supposedly absolutely impenetrable, was judged to be 【a rotten plank that’s been decaying for a century! One finger is enough to break it!】 The birthmark on his chest that caused his mysterious illness was judged to be 【a Supreme Bone, containing the divine art of the Sovereign Body!】 His college entrance exam admission ticket was judged to be 【Seed of Fire Project: Sequence 001!】 … From then on, Jiang Chen embarked on an invincible path unlike any other. While others trained through grueling practice, he cultivated by putting nursery rhymes on repeat. While others fought with divine weapons, he picked up a branch and split the heavens with one sword! And there was more: A wilderness expedition misjudged him as the guardian of an eternal imperial pass, and he restarted the path to civilizational ascension! His victory as the top scorer in the college entrance exam was misjudged as making him the child of Blue Star’s civilization, destined to rule for all eternity! One day, when the battlefield where all races fought under the heavens was misjudged as a level-zero starter village, nobody could keep it together.