Cultivation Chat Group: My Group Is Full of Useless Big Shots!

[Brought to you by Chenchen Ya] Lin Wuchen transmigrated to a cultivation world. After five years of being worked like an ox, he joined the Primordial Peak Chat Group. He had planned to quietly lurk, spy on the chat, grab red envelopes, and grow stronger under the radar, but then...

Question: “An Qi Refining junior sister seduces her master and fellow disciples, then joins them in framing a Mahayana cultivator. What should I do?”

Mu Ningwei: “Back down!”

Chu Lingran: “Make peace!”

Qi Luoyi: “Apologize!”

Luo Qingtang: “Dig out your bones to prove your resolve, and make your master and junior disciples regret it!”

Lin Wuchen: “Kill them all! Why leave them alive, for a holiday?”

Question: “A scheming maid has teamed up with a childhood sweetheart to slander and bully the Emperor’s own daughter. What should I do?”

Chu Lingran: “Win them over with love!”

Qi Luoyi: “Take the initiative and apologize!”

Luo Qingtang: “Hang them in front of the palace gates and make the maid and childhood sweetheart regret it!”

Lin Wuchen: “Imperial Escape: Nine-Clan Severance Technique!”

Watching the useless big shots in the chat group, who clearly possessed the strongest power and the greatest backing in the Primordial Era, yet kept making choices that sent his blood pressure soaring, Lin Wuchen couldn’t help beating his chest in frustration.

“You can lose even with the dragon right in your face? Do you women’s fiction writers even know how to play?”

“Let your dad Lin take over your accounts and show you what high-level play looks like!”

After possessing the useless big shots, Lin Wuchen faced the ants of the myriad heavens and let out a sinister laugh.

“Fellow cultivators, enter the Human Emperor Banner, and prove the Great Dao together with this lord!”