The Tough Guy Makeover Plan

The world is full of righteousness, but that has nothing to do with me. Sure, I’m an immortal, but my head is full of impure thoughts. I may have connections up above, but I have no desire to get promoted and return to the ranks of the immortals. I just want to keep the big shots happy and earn a little extra on the side, then marry the woman of my dreams, retire, and live like a winner. But those meddlesome old geezers keep sending gorgeous women to my room every day. How is anyone supposed to put up with that?!