His Majesty Is Poisonous: The Idle Imperial Consort Wins in the Harem

[Transmigration + sweet romance + comedy + bickering couple + country girl x tsundere emperor]

Su Tao transmigrates into a chaotic-times novel as a cannon-fodder concubine destined to be buried alive with the emperor.

And the early-death tyrant is actually a walking source of highly contagious poison!

To stay alive, she goes all in on slacking off:

The tyrant wants to stay the night? Bring out the family's traditional pig-tying method!

The tyrant comes near? A perfectly aimed sneeze!

At first, Emperor Chengming can't stand this country girl: crude and lazy!

Until the night of the palace coup, when rebel blades close in.

That little concubine who spent every day goofing off actually grabs a butcher's knife and splatters blood across the palace walls, muttering as she chops, "You dare touch my meal ticket? Have you asked my knife's permission?"

After the killing is done, she even complains, "Your Majesty, you're way too toxic..."

The emperor wipes the blood from her face and asks hoarsely, "My beloved consort, will my empire be able to support you from now on?"

With her beloved pet under her left arm and a chicken leg in her right hand, she munches away and mutters, "It's not bad, but you didn't put in enough Sichuan pepper."