I Want to Be a Slacker! CEO, Don't Blow My Secret Identity!

Harvard overachiever Su Mian has figured it out: the road to success ends in the ICU. She’s going home to take it easy! To make sure she failed her interview, she showed up with a degree in excavator operation, fully confident they’d kick her out. But then the System activated, forcing her to argue circles around everyone at the interview. She was hired on the spot! After joining the company, she submitted a deliberately terrible proposal so they’d fire her. Instead, the System optimized it, and it resolved the company’s quarterly crisis! She tried to ruin a negotiation with a ridiculous quote, only for the System to help her score a huge deal through sheer dumb luck! Coworker A: “She’s amazing. She could’ve relied on her degree, but instead she took the worst hand and played a royal flush. She’s teaching us a lesson!” Coworker B: “She works so hard. She stayed up all night on that proposal, then called herself a weak link. What humblebragging!” Watching a 100,000-yuan bonus hit her account and a promotion notice arrive, Su Mian protested through her tears. “I’m not! I didn’t! Don’t make things up! I really just want to be useless!” Then the mysterious CEO found her with screenshots from her secret account, where she posted fan content for her fictional husband. “Do me a small favor. In return, I’ll cover all the figures and merchandise for your favorite star’s next season.” Su Mian: “!!! You can do that?!”