I Keep Snatching Up Disciples for My Sect, But You’re All Gods

[Fantasy + wild imagination + good-for-nothing + lazy-fish + ensemble cast + everyone adores the heroine + lighthearted comedy] Lin Shu, an overworked corporate slave, worked herself to death chasing KPIs. One day, she transmigrates into a cultivation-leveling power fantasy novel as cannon fodder who doesn't survive past chapter three. To avoid becoming experience points for the protagonist, she decisively defects from her original sect and joins a "give-up-and-chill sect" called Poor Mountain Sect, which is so poor that all it has left is its name.

In the sect, the master loves to sleep, the senior brother is mute, the second senior sister's cooking can kill people, and the third senior brother is so sick he gasps for breath after every three steps.

Lin Shu: "...Fine, I'll work hard and carry you all!"

So, using her foreknowledge of the plot, she starts snatching the original male lead's opportunities with this group of "old, weak, sick, and disabled" disciples.

"Master! Stop sleeping! Immortal spirit grass is about to sprout somewhere in that nook at the back of the mountain!"

"Senior Brother! Stop chopping firewood! The ancient sword manual in the cave on the eastern mountain is about to be taken!"

But gradually, she realizes something is wrong with this sect.