Please, Let Me Give You a Salary Increase!

"Boss, please don't give us a salary increase, it's too much pressure!" "No! This month's KPI is the happiness index! If anyone doesn't meet the standard, my salary will be deducted!" Lin Feng, a social beast who just wants to lie down, was accidentally bound to the [Emotional Capitalist System]. [Core of the system: Host's income = total market value of employees (happiness index + loyalty index) × dividend ratio. [Newbie's task: Recruit an employee and make his 'happiness index' reach 80 points (the passing mark is 60)! [Penalty for failure: The balance is cleared and the bank is owed one million! From then on, Lin Feng was forced to become the "fairy boss" in the eyes of others. "What? Are employees still squeezing into the subway? Buy! The entire community below the company has been bought and turned into employee dormitories!" "What? Programmers are bald and stressed? Build! Build a cat pampering parlor within the company, and have ten masseurs!" "What? The 996 number next door is a blessing? What a fart! Our company gets off work at 4:30 p. M., And I'm in a hurry with whoever works overtime!" Rival company: "If he does this, the company will not go bankrupt?" Media: "Revealing the secret of conscientious entrepreneurs in the new era will make all migrant workers cry with envy!" Lin Feng looked at his soaring income and felt like crying: "I really don't want to be the richest man, I just want to complete the KPI!"