You’re a Street Punk, So Why Is the Ice-Cold Policewoman Calling You Hubby?

[Modern city + food + comedy + unexpected contrast + System] Qin Nuo was unemployed and a drifter. Outsiders called him a wannabe tough guy, while people in the business called him Boss. Then he accidentally awakened the “Street Stall System.” But it didn’t take long for him to realize something was wrong. Why did he run into a crime scene every time he set up his stall? He was selling fried rice at a wedding banquet when he got into a fight with a human butcher. He was selling spicy skewers outside a proctology hospital when he brawled with organ traffickers. He finally managed to hide beneath a pedestrian overpass and sell barbecue, only to discover a medical cadaver... Police chief: “Once is a coincidence, twice is a coincidence. But are all these incidents really coincidences?” Netizens: “Who knows how many crimes this guy’s been involved in? He needs a thorough investigation.” Subordinates: “Boss is born under an ill star, with a moral compass that’s completely busted!” Policewoman girlfriend: “Qin Nuo, we need to talk. Have you been going down a road of no return behind my back?” Qin Nuo was on the verge of tears! They’re all ridiculous missions from the System. What am I supposed to do?