Eagle Sauce: You Said You Were Conservatives, So Why Are You Stocked with Weapons of Mass Destruction?

Chen Shi: The best defensive weapon is an attack! After returning to the 1990s, Chen Shi was deeply stung by the humiliating sight of the navy having to mount army artillery on ships to defend against powerful enemies. Fortunately, he awakened the Military Industry Research System, and from then on, he changed the world! “Mounting army guns on ships was a necessity. Mounting naval guns on land now is just plain ridiculous!” “We were weak before, so we had no choice but to forge a will of steel. You’d better have a will of steel now, too!” “Open a book on the country’s modern history. Stand at attention. I’m calling out names one by one!” “I can’t sleep from anxiety when there isn’t even a single carrier strike group in each province!” “Urban warfare? Get the truck-mounted artillery up here and make it fly along with the bunkers!” With the System’s help, the 055 destroyer soared into the sky and chased down an entire enemy carrier strike group during an exercise! The Type 815 electronic reconnaissance ship turned into a roaming busybody, wandering all over the world, overheating the Eagle Country’s radars while playing Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf! Stealth-detecting radar made B-2s impossible to hide, wasting hundreds of billions in greenbacks for the Eagle Country! The Eagle Country: “This isn’t allowed. The world isn’t allowed to have anything this awesome.” The conservative Chen Shi could only reply, “Everywhere the sun and moon shine is Han territory. So why are you still squatting in my house instead of leaving?”