Master Dao, Have I Become a Zombie? the Villain Immediately Knelt Down

People should believe in science. This is something my teacher taught me since I was a child. Others drink too much and sleep with beautiful women. My dad drinks too much and sleeps with ghosts. When I was in high school, my drunken father dragged me to sleep on someone else's grave. I kept yelling at him to cover him with a quilt. The ghost couldn't bear the noise, so he came out of the grave and gave me two mouths. Since then, I have seen the unknown side of the world, including campus ghosts, mountain corpses, and vampire zombies... I thought I would become a Taoist priest, catching ghosts and punishing evil, but I didn't expect that I would become a zombie in the end... The villains are even more frightened when they see me, just because I don't suck blood and only slap people in the mouth. "Everyone, stop!" "Put your face over here!" "Don't make me say it a second time!"