Crowdfunding a Cultivation University: From the Start, I Stun the Internet by Flying on a Sword!

“Fellow Daoist, I can tell from your exceptional bones that you possess the rarest Black Tortoise Sacred Physique! Send me fifty thousand and I'll enroll you right away. Learn to fly on a sword, guaranteed!” A lovesick teenager: “Master, my heart is closed to love. Please, take me as your disciple!” A passerby: “Should I believe him, or believe I'm Qin Shi Huang?” A popular streamer: “Today, I'm going to expose this scam in front of the entire country!” Faced with a storm of condemnation, Xiao Fan shouted, “Sword, come!” and rode his sword into the sky... The whole internet exploded!!! “Immortal Master! I'll donate a whole teaching building for a spot in your inner school!” “Here are all my savings, fifty million! Please take my good-for-nothing son!” “Principal, can I cut the line if I send you 500,000?” “Wait, Principal. Are there any other teachers at the school besides you?” Faced with student Lin Fei's question, Xiao Fan fell into deep thought. “Ahem... Well, your master is still hiring!”