Mommy's So Naughty, Yet So Irresistible; Daddy Sharpens His Knife and Climbs the Wall

Becoming a mom without the pain, with money, free time, and kids, and milk flowing freely. What a thrill! The handsome man she seduced turns out to be the children's father. One favor returned for another, how exciting! A contract marriage: affectionate in public, stabbing each other in the back in private. Like a mouse teasing a cat, what fun! Gu Qingqian, heir to a modern family of doctors and martial artists, transmigrates into the body of an abandoned daughter of a marquis and a fake heiress. Pregnant before marriage, she becomes the mother of two little ones. Xiao Hanyan is the most esteemed War King of Dayong, with enough power in his hands to stir up trouble across the land. He pretends to be crippled to hide his strength, but jumps around just fine in private. He turns the earth upside down, vowing to find the ugly hooligan who forced herself on him and grind her bones to dust! A royal decree of marriage makes her his substitute bride. At first, she only wants to heal him, take the children, and leave with the money. She plans to find a quiet place, buy some land, raise the kids, hire a few handsome young men, and enjoy a comfortable life. As for him, he only wants to break the curse and recover his memories. He'll turn the earth upside down to catch the ugly hooligan from that night and grind her bones to dust! Later, things start taking a strange turn. Gu Qingqian realizes that the powerful husband she's been clinging to while raising the kids might be the very man she forced herself on. No, she can't take the money now. She has to run with the kids! Xiao Hanyan realizes that the female hooligan he plans to grind to dust is the woman he forgot four years ago! "Woman, where are you taking my children?" "Don't worry, Daddy. Here's your knife~~" Gu Qingqian's temples twitch. What a mess. Once boys grow up, they don't listen to their mothers, and now he's siding with the other team~~