Primordial Thoughts: I Became a Saint by Doing Nothing, and Tongtian Begged Me to Be His Defiant Disciple

Su Yun transmigrates into the Primordial World and gets a Lie-Flat System that lets him grow stronger just by lying around. Becoming a saint without lifting a finger is no dream!

At the Three Pure Ones' disciple selection, he prays frantically: "Human School! Chan School! Pick me! The Jie School is a dead end, stay away from me!"

Instead, the Lord of Heaven's Teaching waves his hand. "This child has remarkable bone structure and is destined to be connected to me. He shall join my Jie School!"

[I'm done for! I'm on the express train for permanent residence on the Investiture of the Gods! Zhao Gongming dies horribly! The Three Xiao Sisters are doomed! The ten thousand immortals come to pay tribute, only to become ten thousand funeral guests!]

The Lord of Heaven's Teaching: ???

[What? You want me paired with that two-faced traitor Chang Er Ding Guang Xian? Are you trying to send me to the list early, Great One?!]

The Lord of Heaven's Teaching: !!!

Su Yun: "Master, this disciple has humble roots. I only want to lie flat..."

The Lord of Heaven's Teaching: "Lie flat? No, you don't! I'll go have a look around the Biyou Palace, the Wa Palace, the Yuxu Palace..."

System: [Ding! A Saint's dojo has been detected... Lie-flat rewards doubled!]

Su Yun: "Master, I feel like I might be up for this after all!"