The First Prince Consort of the Tang Dynasty

"Princess Gaoyang, I heard that you are very arrogant. Come on, give me a dance first!" "Monk Bianji, I heard that you are the one who made me green, so you should go to Tianzhu to learn Buddhist scriptures!" "Your Majesty Li Er, I have defeated the Turks and decided to respect you as the Khan of Heaven. I think it's okay, but what do you think?!" "Uncle Qin, Uncle Yuchi, if you two look more ferocious, I'll be painting the emperor's door god!" "Little Lolita, your name is Wu Meiniang, be good, my brother will show you the goldfish!" … "What's the point of being an emperor? Being a prince-in-law is the true meaning of life!" Fang Yiai stepped on the dragon chair and swore to God: "Look at how happy my consort is!"