Dating Show: His Tongue Is Poisoned, So Why Pick a Fight with Him?

Zhao Mo, a Grammy-winning music superstar, transmigrated into the body of a nobody actor in another world. To secure a contract for a dating reality show, he accepted the unspoken advances of superstar Bai Qian. After people called him a wimp, he awakened the Do As You Please System. If he had to live off a woman, then he'd make her kneel and call him Daddy! His ex-girlfriend betrayed him, and her fans insulted him as a washed-up nobody and a pathetic simp. Should he ignore them? Would snapping back ruin his public image? No. If he didn't clap back, his cultivation heart wouldn't be steady. How could he pursue women and cultivate properly later? These days, only hypocrites worry about their public image. Since he'd transmigrated, he was going to be a real man. So he made his mother the center, with his relatives as the radius. His father was the means, his ancestors the end. He roared, “Keyboard, come forth!” He joined a dating reality show. The host asked him, “Between a girlfriend in fishnets and gaming, which would you choose?” Zhao Mo: “The AK has too much recoil. The M416 is more stable.” The host asked, “Why did you join the dating show?” Zhao Mo: “To make money for foot massages and marry a wife to warm my bed.” Give him a chance to play games, and he'll crush his ex-girlfriend and romantic rival so thoroughly they'll question their entire lives. Give him a chance to teach dancing, and the female guest's hip sways while dancing to “Little Apple” will make the whole internet bow and call him Master. Give him a chance to heal the sick and save lives, and every veteran Chinese medicine doctor online will be moved to tears, crying that Chinese medicine finally has hope. Give him a chance to roast people, and even your ancestors will crawl out of their graves to point at you and curse: “His mouth is poisoned! Why did you provoke him?”