I May Be a Fallen Wild God, but I Can Play an RPG!

Overworked office drone Gu Yifan opens his eyes to find himself a wild god in a ruined temple, and a girl is already begging for help. A lecher is chasing her with a cleaver, while the mountain god (actually a black bear spirit) is after the offerings. He has only five points of divine power to take them all on! His water-control spell turns into an immortal-binding rope, and he’s forced to fight a drought the moment he unlocks his Rain God form. His congregation grows from one person to an entire village, and now he’s expected to handle a locust plague and settle neighborhood disputes too? “I thought I was supposed to lie flat and become a god!” Gu Yifan stares at his empty divine-power bar as the villagers kneel and beg for rain. He can only scream inside: Where are the offerings? Give me some incense so I can catch my breath!