I'm a Taoist Streamer, and Once I Earn 3,000 Merits, I'll Ascend!

"You want me to verify my identity with a rocket gift? Taoist, are you that broke?" Lin Xuan transmigrates into the body of a streamer who died suddenly and gets bound to a ridiculous System: tell fortunes on livestream, trade gifts for lives! Spotting a rich woman surrounded by bad luck, he makes a hand gesture and laughs. "In thirty minutes, your ex-husband will be on his knees, begging to get back together!" "Liar! Get it wrong and you're quitting streaming!" During a livestream PK with a sweet streamer, Lin Xuan's pupils contract. "Move your chair two centimeters! Otherwise, blood will spill above your head!" The chat floods with abuse: "Wishing death on someone? Reported!" He immediately spends his own money on a Super Rocket. "Dance to ward off disaster!" Boom! A crystal chandelier smashes the gaming chair to pieces! "Thank you, Master, for saving my life!" (The adorable sweetheart goes on a sobbing gifting spree, sending ten Carnival gifts!) Su Wanqing's phone suddenly rings. Her ex-husband is calling from overseas! "Master... I'm on my knees!" Lin Xuan smiles and bows with his hands clasped. "My merits are fulfilled. This Daoist is off work!" Luxury cars roar outside! Su Wanqing kicks down his door. "Open up! A reading with you costs at least a million now!" From then on, a long line forms outside Lin Xuan's home: first the queens of various countries, then the richest women, actresses, idols, female CEOs, and every kind of beauty imaginable, flocking to him like fish crossing a river. In a single night, he enjoys all the flowers of Chang'an. Life really is as lonely as snow...