I Awakened the Ultimate Jinx! The Whole Capital Begs Me to Keep Quiet

Lu Yaoyao transmigrates into the frail legitimate daughter of the Vice Minister of Revenue in the Great Yu dynasty, and she's gifted with the peculiar ability to make reverse curses! Wish for something, and it comes true? Dream on! Her wishes never come true, and everything turns out the opposite! She wishes her scumbag father a smooth career, and the next day he's impeached by a censor. She wishes her wicked stepmother eternal youth, and her stepmother face-plants into the city moat the moment she steps outside. Lu Yaoyao: "I've decided to become an emotionless machine for making sarcastic remarks!" From then on, the capital gains an "unusual bringer of bad luck." She "wishes" a crooked rice merchant "a booming business," and his granary is robbed overnight. She "hopes" corrupt officials "live to be a hundred," and one of them gets food poisoning and nearly dies on the spot. The common folk tremble: "Miss Lu, please, don't ever 'bless' us!" Yan Jinghong, Commander of the Jingling Guards, is in charge of cleaning up her messes and gets "reverse blessings" from her every day. His face is black as a pot. Yan Jinghong (deadpan): "Lu Yaoyao, yesterday you 'praised' me for being wise. Today, the assassin I caught was the three-year-old next door." Lu Yaoyao (innocently): "Well, little kids can be destructive too!" Yan Jinghong (through gritted teeth): "Then why, after you 'prayed' for everything to go smoothly for me, did grass grow on my official hat?" Lu Yaoyao (trying not to laugh): "Maybe... it wanted to answer spring's call?" Yan Jinghong (taking a deep breath): "I think you're tired of living!" Lu Yaoyao (under her breath): "I wish you a long li... Ow!" (One glare from him, and she immediately backs down.) Yan Jinghong discovers that he's gradually grown used to all this chaos, and even... finds himself enjoying it a little too much.