Believe in Foodies, and Gain Eternal Life!

I shall overcome the myriad paths and make them bow in submission! Erased in the river of history, I rise upon a land soaked in blood. I cross the ages, uncover the truths of the past, explore the ruin of eternal life, and trace the loneliness of myriad worlds! “Deep-fried or boiled... choose how you want to die!” A foodie ought to eat their way to the truth. Feel the terror of being ruled by a foodie: believe in foodies, and gain eternal life!